August 2009
Best Divorce Letter, ever.
iiiaaann:
conniechiwa:
tudo47:
xbaabyitsadele:
Dear wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new...
Heat = Me Needs to Die
so Homie Mark IMed about the weather being so FREAKING HOT, and because of it, i need to DIE now because supposedly I’m the one causing the heat because I am so FREAKING HOT ;D LMAO xD
After his IM, Kresi Rachel IMed me
Kresi Rachel: NOOO VANESSA DONT DO ITTTT DONT DONT DONT DOOO ITTTT! VUH-NESSTHA omg omg omg nooooo
Me: HAHAH okay… in about 5mins ima die
Kresi Rachel: fine ill...
meesters:
He Loves You (Demo) - The Pretty...
Lady Gaga (Manila Concert 11AUG2009) MUST LOVE...
fuckyeahladygaga:
(in the middle of singing the acoustic version of Poker Face) Very recently someone asked me a very strange question. they said: Lady Gaga, do you have a dick? and i say ‘yes i do, and it’s much bigger than yours!’
